This is another in a series of reports about how bad scammers are with improv. Here’s a screenshot of our “conversation.” There was a bit of a pause between “Sure!” and “How was your day?” but not enough to warrant iMessage to add a timestamp. However, my response about a great day must have confoundedContinue reading “Come On, You’re Not Trying”
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Mission and Passion
What is your mission? In a bad poem, the two words of the title of this post might be thought to rhyme. While I would not try to force that onto any of my verse, I do think the two terms go hand in hand. I’ve often mentioned how, when meeting students at college campusContinue reading “Mission and Passion”
The Wise Old Janitor
If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say? Joseph Campbell writes of the wise old man or woman who greets the hero early on in their journey and serves as a guide. Someone (Rust!) commented on one of my posts that I should play the wise old janitor in a film. So let’sContinue reading “The Wise Old Janitor”
Clean Sweep
Exactly a year and a day—corresponding to the time period an escaped Medieval peasant could claim freedom—after my high school graduation, I started my first real full-time job: janitor of the Historical Society of York County. There were ups and downs there, and many reasons why I referred to it as the Hysterical Society but,Continue reading “Clean Sweep”
CV, Success, ca va?
What colleges have you attended? I had planned on going to college right after high school. I had selected a private Pennsylvania school (though I didn’t know about the private vs. public thing at the time) because they had a major in Cinematography, and at the time I wanted to be a film director. NeverContinue reading “CV, Success, ca va?”
“Play, Play, Play”
Do you play in your daily life? What says “playtime” to you? I sometimes think of that moment in one of the Toy Story movies when Buzz Lightyear has to simulate playing, and he picks up a toy and says, “Play, Play, Play.” For some reason this amuses me greatly. Maybe it’s because I realizedContinue reading ““Play, Play, Play””
Life Is An Atom
What are your biggest challenges? Now I could have started in ChatGPT and said, “Give me a metaphor for the challenges I’ll face in 2024,” but I already came up with that (in the shower, of course). I feel that I need to approach life in the new year thinking about the structure of anContinue reading “Life Is An Atom”
Wasting Nostalgic
I know the usual cliche is “waxing nostalgic,” but I thought this variation would be amusing to my readers as I dive back into the world of AI. I hate to ever waste anything, so after my last blog entry (about nostalgia), where I mentioned considering using ChatGPT to create a post for me, IContinue reading “Wasting Nostalgic”
It Ain’t What It Used To Be…
What makes you feel nostalgic? Say the title. Then hear the rim-shot for the old joke. I read today’s prompt and thought, well, I can’t answer that. I never get nostalgic for past days. They are in the past and I generally don’t find myself getting wistful over memories (even though I do turn themContinue reading “It Ain’t What It Used To Be…”
If I Had a Sports Team
If you started a sports team, what would the colors and mascot be? To continue the song reference I begin alluding to in the title: If I had a sports team, I’d—actually I don’t know what I’d do. All bets would be off. It might be a sign of the apocalypse. I did follow theContinue reading “If I Had a Sports Team”
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