Merch!

Mugs, Tshirts, and whatnots available through my shop on Zazzle.com. More to come!

In my play, Aliens! 3 Miles, Turn Left, The Man plans to open a roadside showplace, and–though his thought processes might be skewed–he does understand the importance of merchandising! “That’s where the real money is. ‘I Visited the Aliens’ T-shirts, caps, mugs, key-rings, bumper-stickers, everything. I start ordering all this stuff, thinking Pat won’t mind, since we’re going to be rich real soon.”

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The Aliens Say:

To Paraphrase the Alien in Plan Nine from Outer Space: “All you faculty are stupid!”  In American society, we often see a dichotomy between an upper and a lower class. And sometimes this division is false, but persists nonetheless. For example, on an academic campus, we may see a prejudice on the part of maintenance…

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Just in Case…

…you thought I was no longer getting spam texts: they haven’t stopped. On a good/bad day (depending on your perspective) I’ll get at least three spread over texts, Telegram, and WhatsApp. There are two of my recent favorites. Note: I didn’t click that link.

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Silver-where?

If you are ever confronted with a meal’s place setting that has more than four pieces of silverware—don’t panic! There are two brilliant pieces of advice to follow (that I didn’t invent but have followed successfully): 1) start from the outside and work your way inward, and 2) watch others to see which implement they…

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Not Now, Nor Ever Been

Years ago, the term “liberal” suddenly became a pejorative term; people began to use it to insult others. The complete breakdown in civil discourse that followed Trump‘s ascension, of course, led to the incitement of the word “libtard” and the development of further insults. Many of us rebranded ourselves as “progressive.” That seemed to dodge…

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