Merch!

Mugs, Tshirts, and whatnots available through my shop on Zazzle.com. More to come!

In my play, Aliens! 3 Miles, Turn Left, The Man plans to open a roadside showplace, and–though his thought processes might be skewed–he does understand the importance of merchandising! “That’s where the real money is. ‘I Visited the Aliens’ T-shirts, caps, mugs, key-rings, bumper-stickers, everything. I start ordering all this stuff, thinking Pat won’t mind, since we’re going to be rich real soon.”

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Please Don’t Hand Me Your Trash

What is it about women who hand me their trash? Do all women do this? Do men ever do this? To explain: my late wife would do this all the time; she had some item or items of trash and, rather than walk them to a receptacle, would hand them over to me. And not…

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Night of the Burning Posse

This is another of those crazy memories that just pop unbidden into my brain. At Temple University, the theatre majors were a pretty closely knit group. Oh, of course there was gossip and back-biting (I quote myself: “My mother always said, if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all, or go into…

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Commence to Begin

I’m always amazed to see kindergarten, middle school, and all other kinds of milestone graduation ceremonies. This never occurred to us when we were kids. We moved straight from grade to high school. Our grade school was grades 1 to 8, and when grade 8 was finished, there was no ceremony. For us there were…

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To Paraphrase the Alien in Plan Nine from Outer Space:

“All you faculty are stupid!”  We often see a dichotomy between an upper and a lower class. And sometimes this division is false, but persists nonetheless. For example, on an academic campus, we may see a prejudice on the part of maintenance workers who look down on the faculty. I never did. My first real…

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