Report from the Trenches of Spam

I just wanted to present a couple of recent forays into the Spamiverse. I guess these must work sometimes because they keep trying, but it seems like anyone should be able to see through it. I mean, if you tell me you are from the USA but then say something like this, I have my doubts about either your English skills or mental competency.

And then there are the requests for money. I can see the golf ball being set on the tee a mile away:

I have to assume her father’s lawyer was traveling to Nigeria, right?

Stay vigilant, my friends, and maybe you can find someone like this!