What will your life be like in three years?
In Catholic high school, we had a couple of nun jokes. I’ll omit them here, but the punch line to one was, “All of the other nuns said, ‘Heh, heh, heh,’ and the one said, ‘[gasp!]’”
Let me know in the comments if you want the full joke.
Anyway, I had to laugh when I read this prompt. Because when you do the math, the answer is, “69.”
Heh, heh, heh.
(I’m currently sitting at a polling place working the election, and surreptitiously writing this post. Happy belated Election Day!)
I’m always in the market for a good joke – or even a bad one. Fire away. 🙂
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The nuns assemble in the chapel for a meeting. The Mother Superior announces that something evil has happened. “We found evidence of a man in the sleeping area.” All of the nuns gasp, except for one who mumbles a laugh: “Heh, heh, heh.” The Mother Superior continues: “And we also found a used condom in that area.” Again, all of the nuns gasp, except for one who mumbles: “Heh, heh, heh.” The Mother Superior goes on: “And we found a hole in the condom!” Then all of the nuns laugh aloud: “Heh, heh, heh!” except for one who GASPS!
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Thanx so much. That one will appear in a comedy post on my site in about a year. 😀
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Oh, Lawd. What a joke lol
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