Heh, Heh, Heh

What will your life be like in three years?

In Catholic high school, we had a couple of nun jokes. I’ll omit them here, but the punch line to one was, “All of the other nuns said, ‘Heh, heh, heh,’ and the one said, ‘[gasp!]’”

Let me know in the comments if you want the full joke.

Anyway, I had to laugh when I read this prompt. Because when you do the math, the answer is, “69.”

Heh, heh, heh.

(I’m currently sitting at a polling place working the election, and surreptitiously writing this post. Happy belated Election Day!)

Published by stephenschrum

Associate Professor of Theatre Arts; interested in virtual worlds, playwrighting, and filmmaking. Now creating a podcast called "Audio Chimera."

4 thoughts on “Heh, Heh, Heh

    1. The nuns assemble in the chapel for a meeting. The Mother Superior announces that something evil has happened. “We found evidence of a man in the sleeping area.” All of the nuns gasp, except for one who mumbles a laugh: “Heh, heh, heh.” The Mother Superior continues: “And we also found a used condom in that area.” Again, all of the nuns gasp, except for one who mumbles: “Heh, heh, heh.” The Mother Superior goes on: “And we found a hole in the condom!” Then all of the nuns laugh aloud: “Heh, heh, heh!” except for one who GASPS!

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