Or just not trying hard enough? Or presuming too much? This is another wrong number attempt. I had done a screen shot earlier, but I like development on this one when I forgot to delete it. By way of explanation: the display name was “Douglas.” Also, at the top? “Deleted Account.” Of course, it’s likeContinue reading “Clueless?”
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Short and…Sweet?
Sometimes the wrong number testers just can’t do the distance. “Two” wit:
You Gotta Be AI-Kidding Me!
Frequent readers of this blog recall I like to reproduce text chats with “wrong number callers” for your amusement value. One of my friends commented that many of these correspondents are likely AI. This is probably true of the one I received yesterday. This illustrates my lack of concern for AI taking over the world.Continue reading “You Gotta Be AI-Kidding Me!”
Jokes About Jesus
Okay, just one. One of my favorite jokes comes from the wilds of West Virginia. One day, Jesus walks into a bar, nods to the bartender, and selects a barstool at the far end of the establishment. One of the patrons, sitting at the bar with his arm in a cast from a recent break,Continue reading “Jokes About Jesus”
Mental Jukebox
You know how you sometimes get a song stuck in your head (“earworm”) for a day or so? Eventually they go away or get replaced by another. Except… For the last couple of months I’ve had three songs on shuffle in my head. That in itself is not out of the ordinary, but these particularContinue reading “Mental Jukebox”
Not the Couch!
As I’ve mentioned before, I think the worst sin is hypocrisy. Others may disagree, thinking there are others that are more worthy of a lower level of Hell, but for me saying one thing and doing another is the worst. So this brings me to opine that the whole outrage of over losing one’s virginityContinue reading “Not the Couch!”
A Panoply of Typlos
Yes, that was deliberate. But I’m sure the errors I constantly find in game ads that continue to parade across my screen are not deliberate. Yet they do amuse me. For example: The voiceover says, “Delete that rubbish,” so we know that the caption happened through human error. However, this one seems to not beContinue reading “A Panoply of Typlos”
More After Than During
For years I’ve taken quick notes on a variety of things. Some are story ideas, some pieces of dialogue, some jokes, and some brief reminders of longer things I’ve conceived. On that set of notes I found recently, we see: I’ve been using these notes as fodder for recent blog posts, and I see thatContinue reading “More After Than During”
Ree-diculous Texts
I’ve been saving some of the more absurd forays into text spamscam for a blog post, and I think it’s time to present the latest collection. Some try pretty hard, and others give up way too easily. This one was in it to win it, with photos and gifs. I didn’t respond to Hello KittyContinue reading “Ree-diculous Texts”
In the Icecubes of My Drink
Another piece from my back catalogue has resurfaced and been completed with the use of AI. Longtime collaborator Jeremy dePrisco took the song I had written and made a recording of it, with some flavoring of Frank Zappa, I believe. I’ve long wanted to do the music video, maybe in Second Life, but AI madeContinue reading “In the Icecubes of My Drink”
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