Merch!

Mugs, Tshirts, and whatnots available through my shop on Zazzle.com. More to come!

In my play, Aliens! 3 Miles, Turn Left, The Man plans to open a roadside showplace, and–though his thought processes might be skewed–he does understand the importance of merchandising! “That’s where the real money is. ‘I Visited the Aliens’ T-shirts, caps, mugs, key-rings, bumper-stickers, everything. I start ordering all this stuff, thinking Pat won’t mind, since we’re going to be rich real soon.”

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Explain Snapchat Names

In the early days of the internet I was always surprised when people came up with interesting aliases. I was impressed that they took the time and care to create a unique username. Flip that coin. Now we see the dark side of handle creation. Not only are people attempting to hide their true identities,…

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Time? Faster! Wait—Slow Down!

So here’s a funny situation about being human: when we’re kids, we want time to go faster, so we can be older! We can’t wait to be allowed to do older kid or grownup things. For me, I couldn’t wait to get to access to the non-children’s side of the public library because the books…

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Stir Fry!

I’m not sure when I started cooking my stir fry meals, but I’ve been doing it for decades now. A mix of veggies, some protein, add rice, and there’s a meal. The most memorable ones happened in my efficiency apartment in Columbus, OH when I was at OSU. I had two 2-burner hot plates, and…

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Catching Up On SpamScams

They have been unusually busy lately, the “wrong number” scammers that I’ve been talking about for awhile. I don’t know if they need to entrap more for some holiday quota or what’s going on; last weekend I had 15 of them from Friday to Sunday. Some of them are fascinating from the perspective that, before…

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