My last blog post railed against universities cracking down on protestors; I’m following that up by attacking free speech in the form of these ridiculous spam texts I keep getting.
This person didn’t even try to address me pretending to be the person in Miami there were supposedly contacting. He/She just went right for the “meet me on WhatsApp” line. So unimaginative. (And judging from the time stamps was confused by my initial response.)
I do think my reply to the “post office can’t deliver your package” spam routine is creative, though Siri and dictation screwed up my punch line. I just hope homeland security doesn’t show up at my door.
MUSOFYR 