Scamchat? Snapscam?

I recently reactivated my Snapchat account. I forget why. But almost immediately the scammers started to try and connect with me. And since I like to play with them, I said yes!

One of my favorite things is their poor use of the English language. This is the easiest way that they tip us off to their true nature. And it leads to true hilarity. I present several examples.

And not just the Bridge of Sighs.

Finally, this is the sort of thing that pops into my GoogleChat inbox all the time:

What is that name? And also *peeks through curtain* where is she??