The title is misleading; I try my best not to delight them. But I do thank them when they just can’t get it right.
On Christmas Day, I received two texts at 11:49am. Both had the exact same message even though sent from different numbers.

I assume these were not from the same person, because they reacted differently to my affirmative response.


As i write this, I have another one I’m playing with (think cat with stuffed mouse), and resolve in the New Year to do more improv with these f******.
